siennuh — cummienism: earthdad: if you think you’re...

1.5M ratings
277k ratings

See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
kardashiansfuckyeah
earthdad

if you think you’re dating a normal person but they look like THIS

image

you are not dating a human!! you are dating a lobster beanie baby!! a lobster!!!!

cummienism

it’s 2017 let people date lobster beanie babies there’s nothing “wrong” with this it’s beautiful and natural

Source: earthdad